Also, the Holiday NeckBeard revolution has spread to Michigan! congratulations, Michigan! Someone there has started a very informative, helpful and well named website. Please visit holidayneckbeard.com. By the way, does anyone know whose website this is? Whoever it is, their spirit should serve as a model for all of us.
Update: I now own holidayneckbeard.com. I never did find out who registered it back in 2005.