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Perpetual Lotion | David Neevel
David Neevel

Perpetual Lotion

Another of science’s great mysteries solved! i have invented the perpetual lotion machine.

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2019

  • Hard Drive Backup
  • timelapsebot
  • Hot Dog Flute
  • Telephone Operator

2018

  • Trash Boat
  • Cubeputer
  • Big Shaq Axe Can
  • Voice Activated Shop Automation
  • Pneumatic Cube

2017

  • WHAT
  • Laser Mouse Trap
  • burnedyourtweet
  • Time Twitterbots
  • The Jarrod Higgins Accordion Institute
  • Up Down Desk
  • Selfie Potato

2016

  • Christmas Eyeball Ornament
  • Bitmap Banshee Bike
  • Digital Horoscopes
  • Boat Renaming Ceremony
  • Harvest Moon Cloud Report
  • Robot Hand
  • Smokestack
  • Moto 360
  • Apartment Obscura

2015

  • Breakfast
  • Cloud Reports
  • Cube Game

2014

  • Black Sabbatical
  • Sadness, episodes 1-10
  • Boop!
  • New Practically Useful episodes!
  • Box in Box
  • Box and Other Box
  • 21 Helmets

2013

  • Dog Shit Selfie
  • Dear Gif Diary
  • ‘SPLODE is back
  • Nightmare on Division Street 3
  • DJ Blue Balls
  • My Gold Pencil Pipe
  • Gold Pencil Pencil Holder
  • Old Spice’s first Instagram Video
  • Minimalist Cooler Idea
  • Creativity Online
  • Practically Useful
  • the Penis Drawing Machine
  • Graceland remix
  • I’m going to talk at the SF MakerFaire!
  • The Email Guitar
  • Handle Handle Handle
  • Oreo Separator
  • Go By Fixie
  • Hawk photo
  • Nerf Gun Button

2012

  • Fucked Up Memories
  • Nightmare on Division Street II
  • Propellers
  • Dyno Labeler Fun
  • Photos By Robbie Augsperger
  • Lunch with Scrappers
  • Boom Box

2011

  • Fast Clock
  • Weather Forecast Joke
  • Now with less ‘splode!
  • Fuck you, Bank of America
  • Hey Mike What’s Up .info
  • Benji’s BB Gun Beard
  • Seth and I went to a Blazers game
  • Backyard ballooning experiment
  • The Buzzer Beater
  • The Hot Dog .info webring: Bad News
  • The Lament of the Leafblower Man
  • Now with a medium amount of ‘splode
  • Creative Directing Machine
  • The Alarm Clock Tree: Bad News
  • I guess it’s been a while since I talked to Marty
  • But What I Ended Up Doing Was
  • WK Mixtape
  • CRAP
  • Creative Self Evaluation
  • Fabio
  • These Colors Don’t
  • Talk Show
  • Fucking American Juggalo
  • Self Portrait with copy machine
  • Night Photos
  • The Bear Deodorant Protector
  • My Gold Pencil Necklace

2010

  • “OPEN” at Nationale
  • OMFGCo Splodes!
  • Note To Self
  • Bye Cari Boo Hoo
  • The 2010 Bike Commute Challenge
  • Dark Thoughts
  • The Disco Chainsaw
  • The Hot Dog Of Summer 2010
  • Photos: Fourth of July Weekend
  • Tiga Art Show
  • Hello, Monday
  • “The Bedroom Window At My Old Place” at Nationale
  • Mini Clay Me
  • OMFGCO Symphony Sign
  • Sadly Ugly Face Wednesdays is coming to an end
  • bSide6 Video Installation
  • The Hot Dog .info webring is up!
  • Cari’s Mostly Pictures of Russians
  • Me + Cookies=Art
  • Porno Ping Pong
  • holidayneckbeard.com is live!
  • Does THIS make it better?
  • How To Cook a Hot Dog
  • THIS at Disjecta
  • My Old Office

2009

  • There, I did something
  • I finally updated the Holiday NeckBeard site
  • the Ugly Face Wednesday keyboard
  • Keep the Holiday Neckbeard Submissions coming in!
  • The Head Shop Boys tonight at Holocene
  • challahback.org
  • Reporter Video
  • Rickroll boxes
  • Proof of Concept
  • Positive Attitude Attempt
  • THIS
  • Space Computer
  • Labor Day Weekend Recap
  • My first xtranormal video
  • I shot Dominic with a hot dog
  • My Show at Stumptown opens tonight
  • Everybody Box
  • THIS box
  • My Feelings
  • There’s comfort in knowing I’m probably wrong
  • Yes, these are new pants
  • Anachronism
  • It is so hard to get up in the morning
  • Space Cowboy
  • Weekend Space Dad
  • Poo Poo
  • Drug Money
  • Plastic Encased Heads
  • Escapism
  • TACOS
  • Permanence
  • Hot Dog America
  • One Picture
  • The Head Shop Boys
  • Space Paintings are my new jam
  • Officebook is Live!
  • Ugly Face Wednesdays.
  • Mega*Church Hyper Gospel music video
  • OfficeBook
  • Number Guessing Contest
  • i enjoy pop culture but dont consider myself shallow.com
  • Mega*Church played online
  • I know you’re just doing your job
  • Aaron Lee didn’t start the fire
  • How to get to my dad’s house
  • Greenscreen Time Update
  • Do Not Eat
  • A Pig
  • I want you
  • A new, More Efficient Method

2008

  • Happy New Year Video
  • What looks weirder than a normal seahorse?
  • Perpetual Lotion
  • Tileable Gifs to look at
  • What time is it?
  • Internet Game!
  • The Plastic Encasing Contest is over.
  • NO NO NO NO NO Painting
  • Don’t Let Go
  • Another question-begging sign
  • My Moustache was honored on a recent trip to Eugene
  • A new painting: Brown Paper Bag
  • You can photoshop Scrappers!
  • Get your vote on, Oregon!
  • Illick looks at a cat
  • Things I have thought about so far today
  • New Thoughts/Old Thoughts
  • The Photoshopping of Scrappers is going well
  • It’s Neither
  • Space Van: the van from outer space
  • Weekend Recap
  • Mega*Church at Exit Only photos by Chris Larson
  • Look up! It’s the Hot Dog of Summer
  • Happy Fourth of July
  • Big Fucking Huge Gun Whiskey at the Grass Hut
  • Transportation Tribulation
  • Mega*Church at T:BA
  • I have developed a new personal slogo
  • Triple Weekend Recap!
  • Scan Banana!
  • The Body Report 5
  • Free Gong Button .com
  • These are my plaids
  • The Holiday Season is approaching!
  • Want to think about license plates?
  • Recent Photoshops
  • It is NeckBeard season
  • Death From Above Music Video
  • The sky
  • Happy Holidays
  • The Beard Issue
  • Greenscreen Time!
  • INTERACTIVE

2007

  • Time Clock
  • The Anatomy of an Old Man
  • Uncle Tappy and Aunt Cholula
  • The Fork Method #5
  • I Feel It Too
  • The Man With a Taco Truck For a Head
  • FUCK
  • I Went There
  • My Dogsuit.com, Illick’s Cavemen
  • The Body Report 3
  • Thing Pole
  • Video Loops At Holocene
  • WK Building Sounds
  • Snoozes, Early August 2007
  • Juliette Lewis
  • abriefhistoryofthiswebsite.com
  • Go Ahead
  • Richard Simmons Walks it Out
  • Random Order’s Third Birthday
  • Magnetic Alphabet
  • A list of possible reactions
  • Is it Neevel in here, or is it just Me?
  • I went and saw Daft Punk last night
  • INTERACTIVE sign
  • Junior Boys Video
  • David’s Video
  • NYT + White Out = bad jokes
  • I am ready for my trip on the City Bus!
  • Body Report 2 and I graduated
  • Secret Woods Porn
  • Mega*Church’s first ever show!
  • The Body Report
  • I want to make one of those videos
  • Advice Machine #2
  • The first Door Status Meter
  • Lali Puna music video
  • Tribute Videos
  • My David Lynch Movie
  • The ’06 NeckBeards are up
  • Hurry Up
  • Holiday NeckBeard Season has passed
  • Mike and I are having a Plastic Encasing Contest

2006

  • Illick’s cavemen
  • Inhaler (Interactive)
  • Pull My Finger
  • Blowhole the Hole
  • Ice Cream
  • Alaskan Holiday NeckBeard Radio Ad!
  • SKIDMARK tonight at Voodoo Donught
  • Start working on your NeckBeard!
  • Brandland at Powell’s
  • Powerful Computers
  • Good Magazine
  • On Thinking in the Bathroom
  • I AM HERE TO SHARE
  • Hot Dog Video
  • Two Pictures
  • Normal Things
  • Fail Harder
  • RIP Chester 1990-2006
  • June 2006 at Random Order
  • House Rules
  • The Power of the Letter C
  • Shopping List
  • Advice Machine #1
  • I enjoy pop culture but don’t consider myself shallow .com
  • Skidmark is playing at Voodoo Doughnut this Wednesday!
  • Lately at School
  • How was your first day of school?
  • Shows next week
  • My Letter of Resignation
  • 4.27 Opening at Random Order
  • 12
  • SKIDMARK at the underwear party
  • Look what came in the mail!
  • My New Finger Tattoo
  • SKIDMARK gets some press
  • 4 pictures
  • Dick Martin’s Bird Nest
  • Rain
  • Mr. Byrd
  • 2006, Color, The Ocean, Technology.

2005

  • A story about schizophrenia.
  • The ’05 NeckBeards are in!
  • The Soothing Sounds of Joel Kinunen
  • Fantastic Holiday NeckBeard News
  • Fun in the Mail
  • SKIDMARK tonight at Cuckoo
  • My Drive To Work
  • Farts the movie
  • To Do List
  • My First Computer animation!
  • Some pictures from lately
  • Forecast
  • Dj Gay iPod’s webpage
  • Goodbye, Crane
  • Who Wants to Party?
  • Two good looking and colorful dumpsters
  • Ununderstandable
  • New Markers
  • What is this, some kind of a metaphor for life?
  • Wind as a vector
  • Dickbird Mural